Kickin’ It Old Skool

I've torn something in my left ankle before, sprained my right ankle, my left hand, neck and my back. I've got multiple scrapes on both knees, been through a glass door, been stung on the eyelid be a bee and i slipped an axe that hit me in the shin (flat side). I've fallen trees, swings, sofas, off the top of a flying fox and basically anything you can climb on. I've bumped my head so many times I've lost count. I've never broken a bone... I drank lots of milk as a kid.